ok so im at work ( A nice flower shop in centennial Hills) and me and my boss are both smokers ( we know its bad) but since there is a hospital across the street, it draws more homeless people in the area.


so we have our bench outside the door with our ash tray sitting on the bench. and i was helping a lady inside the store, and i look out the door and there was a homeless man picking threw our already smoked cigs. first off, that is gross, second it scared the shit out of me, ( im at the flower shop 90% of the time alone.)


and earlier last week, i was taking out the trash to the dumpster, and i was a suitcase laying there on the ground, so i told my boss' husband and he went to go check it out. he opened it and the homeless man took a crap inside the suitcase, that is NASTY!!!!!

so now i locked the back door, and shut the front door, and cleaned out the ash tray, because sometimes i will smoke a half and go inside and then when i have a free moment, i will go back and smoke the other half, i dont want the homeless man putting his cigs back in the ash tray and then i smoke them. ewwwwww!!!!!!!


that is all.

Hahahaha shit in the suitcase. I guess thats like a gift for the cig buds lol. When I was working with Firefighter Station 27 last year we had to pick up a homeless dude that drank antifreeze to keep himself warm(wtf) I know. We get him to the hospital and pump his stomach on the way there. He got back to it few hours later. As we came back to the hospital with another patient. I happened to walk pass by the room he was in and the smell was indescribable. Over the intercom RN calls for bio cleanup. I happened to get a hepa mask and glance at the room so here is what i saw.

Im sure you guys saw that movie DUmb and DUmber ER with Bob Saget scene(Theres shittt everywhereeee)

This dude shit all over the floor,walls and ceiling hahahahaha. The room was full of it dude and he was just lying down on the bed chilling. I laughed my ass off and felt bad for the nurses that had to clean it up. HAHAHA!!

thats gross, there are a couple of cops we do flowers for and one came in and i told him about it and he said he will keep his eye out. and 2 days ago the mataince guy for the apartments that the flowers hop is part of( we r in front, and people live above us and stuff) found a lady in her apartment dead, she had been for 2 weeks. and her apartment is right smack behind us.

ewwwww. we thought we smelled something through the walls. but he got her out of there

Ah, life in the big city... gotta love it !!!